FANFIC PET PEEVE #74738
"He cracked open his azure gems"
“He looked up and sapphire met emerald”
SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT EYES AND NOT MINING OR POKEMON GAME VERSIONS
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
what if you’re having sex with the doctor for the first time and you see his timelord penis and you’re like okay not too bad but then he penetrates you and you’re like hOLY FUCK YOU’RE HUGE and the doctor chuckles and says “bigger on the inside”
WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE ON